21,008 notes ○ 05/30/12

welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 
8,981 notes ○ 05/30/12
30,745 notes ○ 05/30/12

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
523 notes ○ 05/30/12
cosmo tip #255

expertcosmotips:

for a sensual new experience, gently ease a pregnant iguana into his urethra tail-first and coax it into laying its eggs once it is securely inside
30 notes ○ 05/30/12
11,914 notes ○ 05/30/12

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too　
38,143 notes ○ 05/30/12
"FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!" - No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
71,749 notes ○ 05/30/12
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

10,586 notes ○ 05/30/12
8,040 notes ○ 05/30/12

mothbaby:

if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
3,967 notes ○ 05/30/12
3,959 notes ○ 05/29/12
  • me: *puts in headphones*
  • everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
1,348 notes ○ 05/29/12

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

punk rock teen blogger seeks attractive male musician with a certain degree of homosexual tendencies
29,349 notes ○ 05/29/12
  • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
  • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
  • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?
28,775 notes ○ 05/29/12